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Friday, January 1, 2010

THE 2009 BAMMY AWARDS via TWITTER

**********THESE WERE SUBMITTED VIA TWITTER***********
ALL JOKES SO IF YOU GET MAD WHO CARES!

BAMMA FOR CREATING THE "BAMMYS"- JUDAH
RAPPER QUICK TO CURSE SOMEONE OUT BUT SMALL AS HELL- @NIKENANDO (NANDO MCFLY)
WORST LACE FROM WIG- @REECESTEELE
TRICK MALE RAPPERS INTO GIVING RIDES TO SHOW-@THEPOSTERGIRL (MARIA J)
GRUMPIEST DMV RAPPER THAT DONT STAY IN THE DMV- @KAYEMONLINE (KAYEM)
THE LOUDEST LOUD SMOKER- @YABOYPSTEW (P STEW)
DMV RAPPER WITH THE LEAST FOLLOWERS @MISTAFORTY (MISTA FORTY)
MOST COMPUTER ILLITERATE "DJ"-@HOLLAATBEANZ
WORST EVENT PROMOTER- MIKE CHAUNG (930 SHOW WITH WALE, BUN B AND OTHERS)
FAKEST VOICE ON A SONG- J SCRILLA ON NO LOVE
THE MOST OVERRATED NON RAPPING RAPPER AND PREACHER- MO BETTA
MOST ANNOYING ADLIBS AND LONGEST PONYTAIL IN THE DMV- @WHITEFOLKZ
MOST ANNOYING BLOG STALKER IN THE DMV- @DEUCEDOUBLE
MOST ANNOYING/DAMN ALL U DO IS TWITTER PROMO- @IAMRICKYPARKER
THE DMV MAD RAPPER, APPRECIATE ME AWARD @BEARWITNEZ
THE MOST CRYING ON TWITTER WITH A DEAL @WALE
THE MOST FOLLOWED DMV ARTIST @WALE
THE WORST SHOES IN THE DMV @OVEROK
THE WORST SPOT TO PERFORM- ROSES DREAM
THE I WORK FOR THE SYSTEM AND I PIMPED IT AWARD- @DJQUICKSILVA
THE I'M WINNING AND YOUR NOT AWARD- @TABIBONNEY
THE MOST TALKING BOUT POLO ON TWITTER- @DJALIZAY x @KINGPENSLIM
THE MOST ANNOYING/CRANKING SONG-@DONJUAN (LOOKIE LOOKIE)
THE WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO AWARD- @CANDICE NICOLE PR
THE MOST ANTI SOCIAL BUT WANT ATTENTION DJ THATS NOT A DJ @TORKAVELI
THE PUT YOUR SHIRT ON IN A VIDEO- @KBETA (NO LOVE VIDEO)
THE FAKEST JEWELRY- @TARGETSQUAD
THE WHERE IS THAT RAPPER AWARD- @AP THE PRINCE
THE FUNNIEST WHITE BOYS IN THE DMV- @WHITEFOLKZ x @OVEROK
THE HATENESS BLOG- @FORTHEDMVONLY
THE MOST BLACK AND MILDED BREATH- @CARTYEAH
THE I PUNCH BLOGGERS AWARD-@DREALLDAY

***I DONT FEEL LIKE TYPING THE REST SO.......

THIS IS ALL FOR LAUGHES YALL! WE ENDED THE YEAR WITH SOME BAMMA DMV AWARDS CHATTER AND REALLY WHO CARE ABOUT THEM AWARDS BESIDES THE PEOPLE THAT ORGANIZE IT AND THE PEOPLE THAT CAMPAIGN FOR VOTES. IT'S A DEAD TOPIC! WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE AWARDS. GET A GRAMMY OR A AMA AND THEN YOU CAN BALL.

-LOVE FROM THAT BAMMA JUDAH



16 comments:

iCan said...

bwahahahahahahaha CLASSIC!

DJ Torkaveli said...

I won an award! lol

Anonymous said...

too fucking funny mo

Unknown said...

THATS RIGHT!

I DO HAVE THE LONGEST PONYTAIL!

AND DONT YOU FORGET! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Overok said...

I would like to thank Jesus, hippies, roman soldiers, ninjas, and anyone else that wears split toed shoes.

Anonymous said...

hahahah they aint say my name so im good..yall other niggas some BAMMAS

Anonymous said...

Very funny. Yes, these need to be annual. I'm jealous at Whiteflokz he won two! I wanted to win a Bammy. Dammit! I'm bout to bam out so I can clean up next year. Watch.

Ardamus said...

LMAO. that was great.

Anonymous said...

most illiterate Producer still salty he isn't on wale's payroll anymore --- @JUDAHontheBEAT

Anonymous said...

babababhahahahahha LMFAO ROFL @ Anonymous said...
most illiterate Producer still salty he isn't on wale's payroll anymore --- @JUDAHontheBEAT

January 2, 2010 1:51 PM

NOW THATS SHIT IF TRU AND FUNNY

The Judge said...

THE 09 I am a crybaby for the record award because i need some attention-@WALE, Young i, SMCity, Kay M, Juda, Dmv ramar

Mr. 40. Watt said...

Ya'll know I pulled some strings 2 get Dre his "I punch fuckboy bloggers" award right...LMFAOLS!!!

- Mr. 40. Watt -

"Hip-Hop ain't dead it just moved to the DMV!!!"

DeUceDouble.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

candic nicole got real mad
guess they ran out of cheesecake that day lls

that rappin dude said...

@anon above I seen that too on twitter. Shits funny and if u look at the comments about that dude judah is around the same time she posted it on twitter. Dumb ass. The list is funny as shit especially that whitefolz and tabbi shit. Thanks for the laughs

jy said...

This list is funny moe

Nando. said...

Damn right, I'm small. Bait love me doe.