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Monday, May 23, 2011

THE 10 DMV HIP HOP COMMANDMENTS

THE 10 DMV HIP HOP COMMANDMENTS


10. Thou shall not put “(insert celebrity here)” when they added themselves to that celebrity’s song.

9. Thou shall not make any Tabi or Wale diss songs when you regular songs don’t get any attention.

8. Thou shall not say “I’m putting DC on my back” anymore.

7. Thou shall not say Rayful Edmonds or Wayne Perry’s name in thy songs anymore.

6. Thou shall not play the victim.

5. Thou shall not use the word “High Anticipated” in the subject line of thy songs and videos.

4. Thou shall not make anymore video in front of Ben’s Chilli Bowl or the Capital.

3. Thou shall not use the term “King of The City” anymore.

2. Thou shall not have CD Covers made in MS Paint.

1.Thou shall not be rapping if thy lack a job, car, health insurance and resides at thy mommas house.

The list was created by the “Trilogy” which consists of (@overok, @djheatdc and @judahonthebeats). It was created out of pure comedy and in no way are we calling ourselves God. Were just having some FUN! Enjoy!

8 comments:

Overok said...

Judah,
Your background is looking kind of "MS Paint-ish".

chops said...

Some funny shit here

reekdude said...

pwuuuahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaaaa!!!!

Anonymous said...

#7 and #1 are the funniest shit i read in a while

dc by way of bmore said...

this isnt funny

Anonymous said...

wack shit here

BIGHomieN8 said...

Son! Imma get these joints tatted on my back! Toooooo funny! lol! You forgot, "Thou shall throw shots on comment page with an "anonymous" user name!" Man up!

TONY BATEZ said...

DMV representative right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpADq8WtHOo&feature=youtube_gdata_player